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armisticebrothers:

omegaverse:

‘morbius sweep’ still makes me laugh so hard i feel like throwing up

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There’s a bunch of fools out there tagging this #unreality, let’s set the record straight:

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mysharona1987:

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wizard-spells:

Reblog this post to turn the previous user into a Creature

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JOE BIDEN WANTS TO BAN REALITY SHIFTING.

evilmario666:

evilmario666:

On 5/15/22, Joe Biden stated in a private conference that he’s planning on creating a gigantic Veil after harvesting the souls of puppies.

This is extremely bad news.

What is a Veil? A Veil prevents reality shifting and astral projecting in certain areas. It’s required for certain places, such as torture facilities, museums, and Chili’s locations. 

He wants to put one over THE ENTIRETY OF THE UNITED STATES

Reality shifting can be medical or recreational. Many people use reality shifting to mend medical issues (I use it often to help my IBS), but many also use it for recreational reasons, such as going to meet Bakugou. 

Reality shifting is how we got to the fucking MOON. Because the astronauts shifted to a reality where it was always possible and came back with information on how to do it. REALITY SHIFTING IS HOW THE FUCKING YAOI WAR STARTED. Humanity and reality shifting have always been linked. Mankind evolved because of apes learning to reality shift. 

As the great shifting history professor Spooge Doodlebug from Aoba Seragaki University in Astral Portland said, “To take away shifting from the people is like taking away water from the fish… Perchance.

I made a petition to stop this. We need Joe Biden to listen to us. NOW. 

Say it louder for the people at the back!

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Sharing to raise awareness of this tiny cast iron pan

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subarktis:

subarktis:

can’t find the post that’s already circulating about this now but there really is no medical privacy in star trek whatsoever. imagine if a stranger walked into your doctor’s appointment and asked for your medical details, your doctor obliged without question, and then the stranger demanded you be killed. bonkers

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the rest of this scene is hilarious btw

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harrytrumansfimbriae:

harrytrumansfimbriae:

every single reblog of this post is either about bart simpson or is restating the joke that I made, why was the internet invented

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I did

rvengefulobster:

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guerrillatech:

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tangentially related:

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Dead ass, I was talking about the fact that the Bush admin lied to start the Iraq war with a coworker and he just… refused to believe that that happened. Like he legit just thought they got it wrong or that iraq had WMDs before the invasion.

It was surreal.

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manywinged:

manywinged:

new tarot card “fuck your entire life” and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

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Sometimes you’re the guy, sometimes you’re the flaming skull

Like any tarot card it’s open to interpretation

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saheeli-rai:
“violets-are-trans:
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saheeli-rai:

violets-are-trans:

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