i’m in my flop era
someone pls toss me back in the water or im just gonna keep doing this all over the dock
milfgirl blacksmith laboring in her workshop deep in the vasty depths, chanting prayers to the spirit of her forge between hammerblows as she beats truculent iron into masterfully wrought horsegirlshoes
Yeah, as opposed to a milfboy
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Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff
Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!
Happy anniversary to a site where this week some pornblog messaged me asking if I’m into private videos!
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Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home
Like this
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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
from the same thread:
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