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hello, twitter user “based delta male”. earlier this week, you tweeted online that the real trap present in the saw movies were the limitations imposed on men by themselves and society. well, you’re wrong. welcome to the chainsaw maze, you fucking redditor
you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs” and every blog I open with a title like “pointless posts” and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be “makes bad posts.” stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when we’re bullying ourselves
turning the Wi-Fi router off and on again is a ritual representation of Christ’s crucifixion and resurrection, and is why it works as a ritual to return the network
this is why you count “one alligator, two alligator, three alligator” before plugging it back in
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