one of the odd things about tumblr is you can post something that is clearly ridiculous and clearly photoshopped (in a way that makes it obvious to me at least that it wasn’t an attempt to pass it off as real) and people will like… accept it without hesitation
that’s not what you said last week
i was halfway to responding to this sincerely before i realized i never said that
Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were “everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord” which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas