1. Upon connecting with the client user, you, the server user, will be met with a control panel allowing you to manipulate your co-player’s environment. You will find that you are allowed to deploy four items at no expense. Three of these are rather large machines, and one is a punch card.
2. It’s quite possible that you have already deployed some of these items before reading this. If this is the case, and you have activated the machine called the “cruxtruder” such that it displays a countdown, YOU MUST PROCEED TO SECTION [A100] OF THIS WALKTHROUGH IMMEDIATELY. The life of the client user depends on it, and if your co-player has activated this device in your environment too, then yours does as well.
3. But if not, please refrain from doing anything with the cruxtruder, aside from merely deploying it. This will buy us some time to think things through properly, and to go over the basics of the game before you find your soft, easily-punctured head in the jaws of the lion.
Oh no I’m seeing dumb posts about how to disable the police robot dogs again
Let’s be clear. You are not going to have a chance to fucking turn it over and pull the battery out, and you are not going to enjoy the response to throwing a water balloon filled with soap or paint on it. The only time they’re going to deploy the normal unarmed robot dogs is alongside regular human police officers or troops, who will respond to you attacking the robot dog about how you would expect if you attacked their real K9 or police cruiser or armored vehicle, which is to say grab you, beat the shit out of you, and arrest you if you’re lucky, or just kill you if you aren’t. As for the ones with big long range guns on the back, those are going to be deployed as long range support weapons platforms in war zones, which if you happen to be unlucky enough to live in a war zone, or the US turns where you live into a war zone, it means trying to approach the robot dog sniper position with a can of paint will also just get you killed.
They are not going to be sending quadrupedal robots out to do solo patrols in your neighborhood. They won’t even be sending them out in front of the riot shield line. They’re gonna be surrounded by trained killers. What’s more, destroying materiel, particularly expensive shit, is going to be something that probably only happens during outright conflict, or will be considered an outright hostile act otherwise, and will be met with lethal response if they can manage it.
If that’s hypothetically the case, why fuck around with all this ewok trap bullshit? The only way one should even think about disabling a robotic quadruped is with a gun. Even a handgun round would likely disable a robot with a solid hit anywhere on its limbs, and probably destroy it with a hit to the center of mass. This goes double for rifle rounds, in which case the assailant would be up to 300 yards away from the robot and its handlers, and that’s not even getting into long range hunting calibers.
I see people using the same stupid logic of “paint cans and water balloons” talking about armored vehicle optical systems too. The above applies but even more so, because they have guns on them and people in them who are just itching for a chance to kill somebody. Are you stupid. There’s a reason armies send out troops with anti tank rockets and not fire extinguishers filled with nickelodeon gack.
Stop giving and spreading terrible advice. This isn’t a plucky underdog rebel story from your tv shows, it’s real life, and the only thing worse than no plan is a bad plan.
Learn to shoot .308, 6.5 creedmore or something heavy like that if you want to bag a robot
Have you done loss yet? Feel like it’s notable in that it’s consistently thrived since it’s inception in 2008, living far longer than most others of its ilk
Loss is indeed one of the most abundant memes in the ecosystem and has remained so for a very long time.
Why does Loss have such success? Conservationists have identified four main reasons:
I. Habitat II. Reproductive rate
II. Symbiosis I_. Camouflage
Habitat: The meme is capable of surviving in virtually any environment.
Reproductive rate: this meme breed rapidly, likely to compensate for its high risk of miscarriage
Symbiosis: Loss almost always appears in combination memes
Camouflage: The meme can go undetected in the presence of predators, but more importantly, its ability to blend in causes users to search for it and react strongly when it is found, providing it with significant sustenance
